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So there’s this artist, Alex Schaefer, who makes a bunch of paintings of Chase Bank burning.
There’s just
so many of these
and I think it’s incredibly funny but
I just read this bit from the artist and
This is a "plein air" painting which means I set up my easel right across the street of this Chase bank in my city and painted it like it had caught fire. The police questioned me on the spot. Three weeks later Homeland Security was knocking on the door to my home. The question they kept asking me was "Do you hate these banks?" I can honestly say yes.
And I just think this is the greatest artist statement I’ve ever read.
an addition from his insta:
the fact most people don’t realize cochlear implants have to be surgically implanted by removing part of your bone and putting it back and they are genuinely convinced it’s just a device you put in your ear is. baffling. alarming. kind of horrifying. I wish more people took pride in being educated about particularly risky things before thoughtlessly suggesting them to others
“just get a cochlear implant!” is akin to saying “just have a spinal fusion!” what in the goddamn fuck do you MEAN “just”?! THEY HAVE TO USE A BONE SAW ON YOU. ITS NOT HEADPHONES
Really love how the person selling this is wearing black latex fetish gloves to protect the pristine condition of Inch the Worm... Beanie Bondage... BeanieSM...
Okay, so apparently other people associate black gloves with normal jobs and I accidentally hosted my own impromptu Pervert Reveal Party in front of god and everybody via Beanie Baby post. Awesome.
the thing that bugs me the most about the censoring of the internet to please advertisers is like… tv shows aren’t having less sex and violence in them. movies aren’t having less sex and violence in them. HBO can do eight seasons of graphic murder and nudity and it’s the cultural phenomenon of the decade, but I can’t show a nipple on tumblr or talk about death on tiktok. it’s not that the internet is becoming “safer,” it’s just making these topics a privilege only for very rich people, and putting it behind a paywall for everyone else.
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Y'all notice they don't make ocean spray commercials anymore. Ain't seen those two white men in the cranberry pit in a long time. The bog spiders musta got them.
they should make a followup commercial where the bog spiders are selling the juice
Capitalism. Specifically, companies can't market to children, and it's easier to resell a metal shoebox than a building with any level of identity.
once i figure out how to unclench my entire body my life will begin
job applications are so stupid. "what's ur desired salary?" ten billion dollars next question
it's crazy that this kind of man hangs out on tumblr, the funny women's website lol
@introvertsnation
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you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression
Oh Yeah
petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't
in hindsight, pitching something that would be deemed a fair bit strange by some standards to a site teeming with already incredibly strange people was a mistake. apologies tumblr users i’d forgotten where i was
I am not a daddy's girl, I am my father's daughter which means that I will shoot you on sight if you do me wrong
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when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue
truly never getting over the greatest loss streaming services caused: the disappearance of DVD special features. behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes, commentaries, I will never forget you, I will never stop missing you.
