i am sick of the chase, but i'm hungry for blood

I can’t wait to watch this later

would u still bless me on my third sneeze

i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions

if your website has an AI "assistant" that keeps popping up in the corner of my screen i hate you forever

REAL TEARS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

big dick super mario

big dick super mario

she zydrate on my anatomy until I come in a little glass vial or whatever

A little glass vial?

a little glass vial

when he says "ahwooo" it's scary because you think the werewolves are nearby. but then he says "the werewolves of london" and you think oh.. i'm not in london. but then you remember they could travel

Point of order: it’s Werewolves OF London not Werewolves IN London. Meaning they originate in London but are not bound there. could be down the street for all you know.