They literally can't tag themselves. That's what the scientists are for

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

Additional reminder that this kind of self censorship makes it harder for people to block content they do not want to see.

Slowly eroding my mother's insecurities by reminding her "everyone says we're identical, and *I'm* hot as hell" until she stops talking shit about her appearance

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

250 years and most native tribal groups continue to not be federally recognized. Embarrassing!