bees?

happy birthday everyone

Not what I meant.

happy birthday my beautiful friend Calendar

what does your blood taste like to a vampire

#elven culture dictates that the declaration of war must SPECIFICALLY be read and confirmed by the other party#so the elves decide 'fine we will... uh... teach the orcs to read???'#and of course those lanky weirdos immediately fall in love with the soft beefcakes#no war after all. AND orc-written romantic fantasy novels are a hit in the elven kingdom - via @urbeastprime

Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.

When people tell me stuff about me I literally think about it nonstop for 3-5 business days.

Someone put it into words!

whore pov:

Typing on my typewriter like the shining get your pussy up get your money up get your pussy up get your money up

man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality

its incredibly funny to me that the rest of the internet thinks tumblr is some sort of internet deadzone but every reference they make can be traced back to this website somehow. they dont think they’re quoting a tumblr post from 2011 but they are. they think they came up with goncharov but don’t know it started with a fucking shoe

Tumblr used to be so funny. There was a shoplifting community there was rabies pride