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i’m curious, if u want rb this with why you chose your url!

#my url is a combination of ‘Chekhov’s gun’ and ‘Schrödinger’s cat’#this is because I like to talk about writing with anyone who will listen #such as my mother #she once forgot what Chekhov’s gun was called and referred to it as Schrödinger’s rifle #which is incredibly incorrect but I found it hilarious #I tried to use it for a username on something else but there wasn’t enough space #so I inverted it into Chekhov’s Cat #and it stuck #so I started using it for everything

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no you dont masaru

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me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

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here you go sir

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thank you

micamicster

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

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believesinpatterns

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

stateownedslut

I'm trying to construct a daughter time/agere post about being told I shouldn't be reading big girl books and being given age-appropriate material instead but I just can't buy into the logic of it. Grownups love my advanced reading level. Everyone at the playdate is impressed by my big words.

stateownedslut

I told all the other girls at the playdate about dialectical materialism and we formed a union and now I'm back on picture books >:(

drops-of-universe

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

fishinspacey

i need them both slain

bunny-lovez

Maybe sometimes I want to be the vunerable one

esthermika

i love this type of collar and cuffs setup

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Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.

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interesting kink assortment on the dash

monidoll

i put the dollgirl in the terrarium and the lizardgirl in the dollhouse and soon enough the dollgirl started hunting insects and the lizardgirl started dressing up

esthermika

perhaps the both dollgirl and the lizardgirl wanted to do that, but they couldn't because of their environment.

dollgirl, with no prey to hunt, did not hunt. lizardgirl, with no clothes to wear, did not dress up.

this-is-trans-joy

everyone loves to hate terfs until they realise that it actually entails rejecting bioessentialism entirely and then suddenly you’re “taking things too seriously” and you “don’t have a sense of humour” like i’m sorry but saying protect the dolls doesn’t make you immune to terfism it has seeped into every corner of mainstream feminism and unless you’re actively searching it out and checking your own biases you will always be at risk of sharing a space with terfs

this-is-trans-joy

“Only women can—” nope. “But all men—” nah. “The divine femininity of—” gonna stop you right there. “Everyone born ama—” if you finish that sentence I’ll kill you. “Men don’t experience—” you’re wrong. “Gender isn’t real but sex is imm—” *loud incorrect buzzer*

It also goes without saying that bioessentialism inherently can’t be trans inclusive no matter how hard you try. “All men including trans men—” probably not. “This is only a woman’s issue—” is it really? “Afabs only—” why? “All trans men are like—” what? what are they like? finish the sentence i dare you.

ms-demeanor

That poor pest control guy did not know what he was getting into, but given the state of my yard i feel like he should have known what he was getting into.

ms-demeanor

He was going door to door offering to spray the base of the house for pests for a discount rate because one of our neighbors signed up for pest control and he walked down my driveway (covered in spiderwebs), up onto my front porch (covered in spiderwebs), and knocked on my door (covered in spiderwebs) and said "hi, I'm John from the bug company, would you be interested in a discount service because it seems like you may have a spider problem."

And I said, "oh, no, I'm sorry, I won't be spraying for spiders, I like them. I want to encourage them."

And he gave me kind of a weird look and was like "why?" And I was honest and said that they were my pest control, they take care of my mosquitoes and and and flies, and then I kind of laughed and said that I should stop because I know way too much about spiders and if he let me go I'd talk his ear off.

And then he made his fatal mistake and asked what I knew about spiders, and if I knew what kinds of webs he'd walked past to get on the porch and what spiders were in my yard.

So then he got to hear my thoughts on brown vs black widows and why I wished there were as many black widows as there used to be but I had a big beautiful one under my patio table right now and even if I prefer black widows because they aren't invasive the same way that brown widows are i still like the brown widows and i had a lovely one who lived in my patio chair from August until the firestorm in January and she was so good and kept eating cockroaches and had made five big egg sacks and how I was so proud of her and I used to have a lot more orb weavers but their numbers never recovered after the tropical storm last year but I had a cute one on the shed that I took a picture of yesterday and of course there are tons of wolf spiders and jumping spiders and cellar spiders if you wanted to count them too and some false widows but I hadn't seen any of them this year and, well, yeah, anyway they're not actually dangerous mostly and widows want nothing to do with you but a bite wasn't pleasant but much better than a recluse bite but I almost never see recluses around here but i wouldn't, would I, because they're not called brown gregarious spiders, oh and there are black footed yellow sack spiders around and you don't want those to bite you but their little toes are so cute and I'm sorry, sorry, sorry like I said I can go off about spiders, but also I don't want to spray because I've got so many pollinators, I've got a whole wisteria vine full of carpenter bees, actually i saw a male valley carpenter bee last week, did you know they're golden and fuzzy? He was so cool! But, yes, sorry, I won't be spraying but thank you for asking, and I'm sorry I was the crazy spider lady at you!

ms-demeanor

Extremely adorable fuzzy little creature:

A large friend:

Look, this is basically a kitten:

A goth icon.

Strong, independent women that I don't want to fuck with.

They are delightful and they eat actual pests, I love them.

gallusrostromegalus

I had almost this exact conversation with the door-to-door pest control guy last summer, but about the wasps. He was outright confused when I told him that not only was he not welcome in my yard, I'd just put out some fried chicken crumbs for my paper wasps to make sure they built their hives on my property because nothing in his truck made better crop pest control than a hungry nest of Red Paper Wasps, except maybe Ichneumons but have to get rid of the lawn before those will move in-

"Red Paper wasps? Those are very dangerous! They're very aggressive!" he sputters.

"Really? They seem to be quite placid." I indicated the Fine-backed Red Paper Wasp nest about 16 inches above his head under the eaves.

He stared.

I picked up a crumb of KFC from the porch shelf with my finger and held it up. One of the ladies investigated, then landed and sat on my finger and munched happily for a few seconds before returning to the nest.

"Would you like to see the common paper wasps? They've got a great nest going on the side of the garage."

"I'm. I'm good." He said, and left.

ms-demeanor

Update:

Another pest control guy showed up and knocked on the door and mentioned that he does bug spraying and I just straight up said "oh i'm the crazy spider lady, I like the bugs, that's why I don't mow."

And he said "Well, do you have any rats or other rodents you need handled?"

And I said "No, we have a barn owl living out back. You should see my collection of rat skulls. Do you want an owl pellet?"

He did not want an owl pellet :(

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new fav video just dropped

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A kinky piece of history, the gladiator sweat.

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SACABAMBASPIS HELMET!!!!!

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