the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

IMPORTANT PSA! If you contribute to PBS or any local public broadcasting subsidiary at $5/mo ($60/yr) or above, you gain access to PBS Passport, which has a tremendous library of public broadcast programs available…including the full run of antiques roadshow

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

onto better things thursday

flop in the slop friday

“Profession: King (deceased)”

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

who did you have to kill to get that URL

this is the perfect post. an already fantastic opening line. but while youre distracted by that, the next guy fucking smacks you in the face with cock

just like the gay bar

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

Daddy has five days left to live

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts