judge ito's burrito!

i just cackled and gasped so damn hard

Please watch this with the sound on

i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds

the first time i watched this video i was stoned out of my motherfucking MIND and i watched it on loop for 25 minutes

my skin is clear

2018 Goals

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

LAZER SHOW DOLLARS

Metal hands racoon

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

I aint risking it.

10 10 10

Always reblog money cat

Agnes Moorhead is god

Yes! It’s official!!

So much has happened since, and I think it’s for the better. Two months ago it felt like Trump was the bigger evil. Now I see how liberal media and their dwindling audience are imploding under the weight of their blind hatred and bias. Hillary was the lesser evil, but still she was evil. And she gave up that cat after leaving the White House.

YOU CAN FUCK ALLLLLLL THE WAY OFF

BOOP

PHI PHI IS TRAAAASH

I can’t believe it cavitates so hard it ignites like that; does meat do that? Also check out the swirls that come off the rifling marks in the bullet.

That gel must rebound with a ton of pressure to ignite like that.

hehe…it farded

👆🏽😂👆🏽

Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.

where I grew up in California not only is “dude” generally non-gender-specific, half of the time it doesn’t even refer to a person at all.

I said it to a faucet today. 

A customer once came to me to order a sandwich and said “I want this dude”

Dude is more than a word, it’s an emotion. 

dude is a way of life

I’m from Indiana and yes

My mom prefers it when I call her dude.