I Fell.

Today is the last day of 2017. Everyone born in the 1990’s are now adults, there are no more 90’s kids.

The lower the amount of money you make, the harder you are expected to work to earn it.

One day, someone will say “’sup” for the last time ever. He will be the Last Supper.

the fact that obama got called in on jury duty is hilarious. imagine you’re in court on some petty misdemeanor like a traffic violation and fuckin obama is there in the jury 

Oh, he’s good.

I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.

I die laughing at this every god damn time. The prayer hands are so fucking funny

We killed Bob because he disobeyed these rules.... Still wanna be a dick to the coach?

😂

We live in a country where untrained civilians are supposed to remain calm with a gun in their face, while trained officers are allowed to panic, and react on impulse.

Rosa Parks was not protesting the bus. Gandhi was not protesting the food. Players are not protesting the anthem, they’re protesting the injustice.

Why should Germans be the only ones having this kind of fun Fellow citizens of the United States I nominate Wyoming

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you-  the Bielefeld Conspiracy

You shouldn’t spread this kind of nonsense. Non-German followers may believe that Bielefeld actually exists.

the oldest yet biggest german meme

“Chicken nuggets can heal your soul.” -Hufflepuff

I mean… this is a stereotype… but this is me…