Cheezey

okay but what if u were sucking my nipples while i jerked u off

The dream

Girlfriend who threatens to kill you if you try to pull out.

Don’t lie sometimes it feels kinda good to be a hater. Sometimes you see someone having a nice day and you just wanna stomp on their sandcastle or push them into a locker or something.

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

"there is never an excuse to abort a child" what if the fetus had bad vibes? or was generally unpleasant to be around?

girls will reply “hehe” after texting you the naughtiest shit

I love when people try to pluralize Milfs as Milves because seeing the v in place of “fuck” makes me imagine a dracula saying “I vant to vuck your mom”

the pretty pink miniskirt stays on while you fuck me 😠😠😠

Good

Holy shit

i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

I think you may also be underestimating the overlap between doctors and furries.

IT’S ON MY DASH IT’S ON MY DASH THE ORIGINAL IS ON MY DASH

Who the fuck is kung pow penis guy