I have a disease called I can’t reply to your text. I love you

I've never been anywhere colder than -3°C but I'll still choose freezing over sweating.

over a quarter of those polled says they'd rather die horribly of hypothermia than get a little sweaty and i really really try not to go here but yeah i dont have trouble believing this is the celibacy website. extremities rotting and falling off like "yeah but i can always put another layer on"

i leave my mark wherever i go (loose strands of hair)

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

wails desperately and then goes back to doing fucjing whatever

Hey you wanna come over and dip bread into olive oil and balsamic vinegar and such?

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

i used to be a green onion

im on the sex swing asking them to push me

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs