flameo, hotman!

me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can

i keep forgetting that your oc is yousa and definitely read this as jar jar trying his best to fuck

WTF are the horses doing

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

STOP

We are the daughters of the hams you couldn't burgle

Speak your shit sister

sorry cant hang out. too scared

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

Does anyone know what to do

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

“This recipe is perfect for weeknights—it only takes 30 minutes!” and and the first ingredient is an entire butternut squash cut into 1-inch cubes

your cat was an honor to see in the window