Unrestrained summer fun

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

Sometimes I remember that "I'm so fucking normal right now" is a line from disco elysium. like that's such a sentence from a tumblr post to me but no. harry du bois said that. out loud. he would do numbers on here

i'm full of love but i also have the hater's curse and once a day i gotta say some bitchy shit or i'll explode

“don’t let it bother u” baby i’m gonna be bothered by this for the next 10 years

*sigh* *releases toxic spores*

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

"you look sad and tired" well, I am

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg