cheese-chaser

proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

Guillermo Del Toro we know that’s you

we were so close to this ending on a good note… why…

this fucking post popped up in my dash again i swear it haunts me since the day i posted it why must it come back why must it always have that last pic attached why did this happen i did not sign for this.

whew. big news day. alex jones lost a lawsuit, brett kavanaugh has covid, jeff bezos' space company whisteblower report, HTTPS protocol fell apart today when a security license expired for a nonprofit that the rest of the internet is built on, la palma and mauna kea are erupting, and indsay lohan furry nft okay bye. wait. grey's anatomy is still running?

i am constantly tortured by New Information

we didn't start the fire etc etc

One sip of this and your batteries corrode

Customer: *Squilliam voice* On your lunch break, Squiddy? Employee: *Squidward voice* Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Customer: Still playing the cash register, are we? *Squilliam laugh*