Cheer the F*** Up.

#at first based on the preview frame I thought it was a bunch of drunk dudes in a pool #it isn’t #it’s actually magic (via gr8a)

Merbros. :)

What hath God wrought?!?!!

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

Wow, nothing says "We know we're either actively breaking the law or ABOUT to start actively breaking the law" like an arbitration clause that says that a site's users aren't allowed to sue them if they break the law.

My Etsy shop hasn't even had anything listed in it for...a year or more now, but this seals the deal on my decision to delete it whenever I find the time to do so.

Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

Sharecropping.

...But the angel said to them, "Do not pet!"