ur a loser furry fam seek medical attention

#everyone including me is so obsessed with cartoons having plots and character arcs that we’ve forgotten animation’s roots: #what if some animal guy was a huge cunt

hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise

maaan grandpa suuucks *feeds him an edible and makes him listen to creepy carnival music with a blindfold on*

Everybody's jealous of my thermometers.

Hey fuck this post

"I could fix him" well I could turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box and then I'll put that box inside of another box and I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives AHAHAHA I'll smash it with a hammer!!!