That’s a good sized baby… small turkey though

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

come here my love *spins you around*

you’re laughing, madonna brought ronaldo and ronaldinho on stage, the muppets were playing the drums and justin bieber belted out his guitar at the 2026 world cup, and you’re laughing

borja iglesias said he would shake trumps hand even though he hates him because he's afraid he would get arrested btw really normal stuff going on in that country

Adidas=All Day I Dream About Someone

Warhol wanted to photograph me too but I told him no

my foreskin is cold

excitedly alt-tabbing to an open excel spreadsheet called ‘people i follow on tumblr and whether they are circumcised’