my rebel red

I love people who have specific characters that are their "no one understands this character like me. not even the writers." because they're genuinely not joking. the way they understand those specific characters is so profound that it'll change your entire veiw.

twenty one pilots you were so right like yeah. i dont know which way i’m going. but i can hear my way around

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

I like personality quizzes in theory but in practice I just get irritated by the semantic ambiguity of literally every question. "On a spectrum from scientific to artistic what are you" motherfucker I literally wax poetic about the laws of thermodynamics where the fuck does that land on your spectrum

They’re narrative foils they might as well fuck nasty about it

i never know how explicit to make the sex scenes in my books. do i placate the ppl who think that saying the word ‘cock’ is basically porn or do i write for my fellow degenerates who want all the horny details

u know what ur so right

Everyone is always out here romanticizing 2014 tumblr grunge, but i say its time we start going back to the 2015-2017 tumblr emo thing. Twenty one pilots edits everywhere, calling real breathing adults smol beans, the ukelele becoming the sound of teen angst, and every nerdy teen wearing those normal people scare me shirts from hot topic or whatever.

i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

yikes 😬unfollowing rn sorry… i didn’t realize they didn’t support sinister and evil women with huge boobies my bad 

official boob post

it bothers me so much seeing tall women feel insecure and unattractive because they’re tall when in fact tall women are so unbelievably hot