We have fun here

I would fuckin ROCK a maid dress

10000 notes and I post a pic of me wearing a maid dress

@tagging-officals-offical

I swear to god if I wake up tomorrow to 10000 comments

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

I keep hearing John Green say he's retired from working and lemme just say John Green is the least retired retired person I've ever seen.

There's a recurring online tendency to aestheticize consensus itself. The imagined future village is full of emotionally compatible people who enjoy communal gardening, conflict resolution circles, acoustic folk music, mutual aid potlucks, and repairing bicycles together at sunset. Which is nice for the people who genuinely enjoy that lifestyle. But plenty of humans are solitary, prickly, obsessive, urban, nocturnal, sensory-seeking, technologically attached, contrarian, novelty-seeking, private, or just plain difficult. Those people do not evaporate after the revolution. They do not get Left Behind while you are Raptured into the Utopia. They become your neighbors.

specifically the way it’s nesting on anti-pigeon architecture and pigeons are no longer remembered or valued for their service to society and instead seen as vermin just as a disproportionate number of homeless people are veterans who are no longer remembered or valued as people but instead seen as vermin and must build their lives around anti-homeless architecture and policies.

anyone got anything on their minds, I’ve got like two hours to kill

Count Dooku I Am Going To Fucking Flay You

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy