baby's black balloon

*slams desk* THIS IS THE KIND IF CONTENT THE UNIVERSE NEEDS MORE OF, DAMNIT!

@kilifilithorinandco

“mew!” *grunt of agreement* “mew!” *grunt of agreement* *kitten climbs on top of man’s head* “mew!” *grunt of agreement*

The kind of quality content I need on my dash :D

Hehehe kitty kitty

So soft and cute and good :D

Freedom time y'all .

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

as a general rule, if you’re seriously asking yourself “but what if I’m faking?” then odds are you’re not faking.

I really really really really really needed this

Let’s play “how messy can a room get while your mental state declines rapidly in one week?”

Oh, I’m a pro at this

Americans tag yourself: I’m friendly to the point that your suspicious of my intent mixed with calling you sweetie, darling, honey, etc.

im the barman

i’m wearing sneakers with anything

Constant clapping over here

GREAT

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

@the-seapancake it’s tru

Mason We are not friends right now

@the-seapancake...mason’s right...

What the fuck is this election.

Performance art

@chasingminnows why did this make me think of you

@lindseyb20 because that’s literally me wow

“WELL I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M NOT INSIDE, BUT I’M HAVING FUN AND THAT’S THE IMPORTANT PART.”

what the fuck

•hospital waiting rooms •airports from midnight to 7am • bathrooms in small concert venues

I just got the weirdest feeling I swear