the stars align with you

people who prefer other platforms have been dumping on facebook for abt a decade now (rightfully so) and while i agree, i miss old facebook and how people would mainly post personal blurbs there instead of jst endlessly sharing other people’s content. in like 2012 or something, i remember some girl a few classes behind me posted a status that said something to the effect of “watching cars 2… tired of all the fake bitches…” and I’m never going to forget it for the rest of my life bc of the implication that lightning mcqueen is a fake bitch. which he is, actually. pass it on.

lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies 

i hate this blog for bringing this to my attention. i’m not going to be able to think about literally anything else ever again. i’m going to tell all of my friends about this every time mario is brought up at all. fuck you

The world of modern aesthetics owes so much to Jean Pettine yall dont even know

damn she knows how to choose her colors

Hey do you know anything about thomas Jefferson fucking the kool aid man anyone?

REBLOG IF YOU OFFICIALLY SHIP THE KOOLAID MAN AND BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

Animal Crossing: Battle Royale

ghostbusters?

taking over! i’m

virgin!

Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url