What have I learned from my life
The bullshit I now know for myself
You thought this would be motivational now, did you?
So, continuing onto the section, I know everyone wants me to enter. What is the Bullshit I have learned throughout my life?
Bullshit number 1
No matter what you do, someone will do it better before, after, or simultaneously as you. And all your ass can do is keep trying to do better. Maybe you'll be better than them for a second, but it's worth it, trust me. It’s bullshit because you're supposed to be like, “I am the best,” or “I will be the best,” and all that bullshit. Trust me, that’ll get you somewhere. I’m sure, but the best thing I would advise you to do is to look at the person who betters you and honestly see them as a reason to prove you better now that I know it will get you somewhere. Spite makes you become better lowkey a horrible way to motivate yourself but it works.
Bullshit number 2
If the guy doesn't like you, move the fuck on. I had to learn the hard way I would think a lot of people also had to learn the hard way aswell. I liked this guy so much I could have considered myself obsessed. Thank the heavens, I was good at hiding it. I wasn't. To prove it, I have jokes from my friends and the guy's parents throughout the regrettable experience of liking him. I was confused because he would send the weirdest signals that would make me hope. The dumb part about this is the number of posts on social media saying, “ If a guy likes you, you’ll know. If he doesn't, you'll be confused,” You know that bullshit. That actually isn't bullshit. I should have felt the signs, but the biggest slap in the face for me was when the dude got a girlfriend. While in the middle of sending me signals. Like, what the fuck? Thanks a lot, dickhead. That's how I learned if you're truly confused when you like a guy about if he likes you back, Babes, he probably doesn’t. Move the fuck on there's hotter men out. There with more enormous dicks you'll live.
Bullshit number 3
Girls are the most petty creatures out there, and they do petty so well. You will never meet a girl who ends up in a situation that makes her petty and not do petty good. Boys do petty bad, I'll say, but this is a personal opinion, so don't go getting offended, please. I learned this bullshit in the. The best way possible, girls don’t give a flying fuck who they're petty to. It's hilarious they don’t care if you're on your death bed you can bet someone's ass they're gonna be petty. I have too many girlfriends, and I guess I could call myself one of the lucky ones for not being at the end of a girl's pettiness, but I’ve been a spectator, and it's the best. I tell you, it is the best position to be in. It’s like watching Eminem go against any street rapper. It's like the girl on the other end knows she ain’t gonna win if a girl has her mind set on being petty at you. You can see utter defeat when someone knows they did something to make a girl go all petty on them. It’s even better when a girl Is being petty at her boyfriend. I have no words to explain how fun it is to watch a girl go all petty on her man. I hope everyone has a chance to watch a girl go all petty on her men. One of my favorite bullshits I have learned.
Bullshit number 4
You're a good person if you think you're not better than everyone else. I’m not saying being insecure and that you know within yourself that you are not better than everyone else. You are almost equal. I fuck with you if you are this type of person.
Bullshit number 5
Love and Live hard. Life is short. Love whoever you meet, even if it feels like shit after they leave. Live hard, live like you would die in a week, and you have a shit ton of things on that bucket list. It's the least you could do for yourself.
All the bullshit I know for now, I plan on updating this bullshit list. This is fun.
















