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"Brown Moth? Here's what you need to know..."

"Ten things about Brown Spotted 😍"

"What everyone's saying about moth southern identify"

and they all lead to the same 11 paragraphs of:

"Don't panic! You like many others have long desired to know more about the enchanting brown spotted moth southern us. Well, here's a few important things to remember when it comes to dealing with these interesting and pesky creatures:

1. It is a moth

“Well, Alfred,” he says, “it’s been awhile since I’ve done anything entertainingly ditzy.” He closes his eyes, breathes deeply through his nose, and exhales, looking like some parody of a coffee commercial.

-there’s a horse where I work named Lucy who HATES men

-like “bite your face off” levels of hate

-enter me, who’s been having gender thoughts but not really realizing what that means

-I’d been avoiding Lucy because I quite like having my face not bitten off thank you

-Then one day I forget that she hates men and I go into her stall with her to clean out the poo

-She Doesent Hate me but I don’t think anything about it because I don’t remember that she’s sexist

-Someone walks by and comments on how she never lets any men in there

-“ha ha weird”

-internally I’m screaming “holy shit holy shit holy shit”

-thoughts that I’ve been having suddenly start to make sense