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Hello, My Name Is...
...Charly, and my brain doesn’t work so well.
I am depressed and I am anxious. I have a hard time making friends, and maintaining relationships. It’s difficult to hold a job or a thought. Sometimes I don’t remember to eat or brush my teeth or shower.
I take my meds and I go to therapy, it helps as much as anything. I try to make myself exercise and socialize, that kind of helps too.
I’m alone a lot.
I’m still here though...plugging away.
“They fight crime”?
They fucking do fight crime!
Seriously. I need somebody to help me make this into an epic work of crime fiction.
“The Dog and Owl Show?” or maybe “Shepard and Bird?”
Perhaps “Kay Nine and Raptor?”
For those of you who are still confused about the ending, if you look at the table there are clearly two empty chairs, not just one, and this is all the confirmation we need that Will and Hannibal not only survived, but that they chose to be together in the end. :’)
I have a question: aren’t there three empty place settings (two chairs, yes, but three settings)? That’s always bugged me and I guess I just haven’t seen much talk of it. Am I completely dumb and missing something?
Now that you mention it, there is a fourth place setting, but no chair. I can GUARANTEE YOU that was down to Hannibal’s sense of aesthetics and keeping the table balanced. I GUARANTEE IT.
It’s not even like they need the third chair even because Will’s just going to sit in Hannibal’s lap
Very true.
*quietly throws out the possibility that Will gets the second chair and Hannibal gets to kneel by it and wait patiently to be hand-fed bits of Roast Bedelia*
*not that this is necessarily even their usual game but best believe Will wants Bedelia to understand EXACTLY what’s going on there*
*i’m just sayin’*
*runs away*
(But, more seriously, I’m on team Hannibal Needed There To Be A Fourth Setting Because Symmetry. And I’m betting it’s driving him up a wall that there’s not a fourth chair to match. Which probably means the chair got sacrificed somehow - either it got smashed up for kindling to make the leg-roasting pit, or Bedelia smacked one of them good over the head with it before they managed to subdue her.)
“kindling to make the leg-roasting pit” “Bedelia snacked one of them” @damnslippyplanet how do you come up with these thoughts??
I am a mildly disturbed individual with a very dark sense of humor, is how.
Look, I am just INCREDIBLY AMUSED at the idea of Hannibal asking Will to please bust up the chair while he chops parsley or whatever the fuck (which LBR he does mostly for the pleasure of seeing Will wreak a little violence even if it’s on inanimate objects) and he’s all pleased with himself until it’s time to set the table and then the dawning realization: IT’S ASYMMETRICAL. Horror spreading over his face. The moment of hesitation while he decides what’s least offensive, no chair or a mismatched chair? I’m grinning just thinking about it.
(I have a bit of a symmetry thing. You know those photo sets that go around of things arranged pleasingly but with one off center or the wrong color or whatever? Those TORTURE ME. So I sympathize with the poor cannibae here, I really do.)
As much as I love this idea....
I’m willing to bet the fourth place is for Abigail.
I think Garak and Bashir are the far-future reincarnations of Will and Hannibal.

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For @halotolerant who wanted something sweet, a little morbid, and just the right pinch of suggestiveness for a pair of greying Murder Husbands.
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Blood and Chocolate
So I just watched “Blood and Chocolate” because @emungere and @damnslippyplanet talked about it on *their* blogs and...
Ok, the movie is objectively bad, with a leading lady how has one facial expression (I call in “no-affect underbite”) and pointless half-assed parkour sequences and ALL THE TERRIBLE YA TROPES.
But...
The thing I really want to know:
This movie is from 2007, right?
Why is everybody still dressed like it’s 1996 and they’re all background extras from ‘The Craft?’
It’s like this movie wanted to be the shape-shifting wolf love child of ‘Romeo + Juliet’ and ‘The Crow’ but a decade after any of those things meant anything to anyone.
Dearest Trekkies,
As you may have heard, Bryan Fuller was just announced as the show runner for the new Star Trek series upcoming and we’re all very excited. We wanted to take this opportunity, to let you know he is also behind the critically acclaimed show Hannibal. And now that trekkies and fannibals are about to become siblings, we’d like to invite you all to our table!
To make it especially easy, we’re serving you the links to watch all our episodes online free:
Season 1:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13
Season 2:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13
Season 3:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13
Hannibal is a show like no other. Though it’s disguised as a crime drama, it is so much more beneath that, something fondly described as a “Fever Dream Blood Opera.” Hannibal, at the core, is about the characters who populate the show and their complicated, feels inducing, relationships with each other. Really, it’s a romance, just one that’s a little off the beaten path. It features suit porn, food porn, porn porn, scenery porn, and also puppies. Much like trek, there is a diverse cast and a range of sexualities. And maybe you know, but if you don’t, our slash ship definitely is the gravity point of the show. Many of our fans are also trekkies, including, obviously, our biggest fan, Bryan Fuller. We think if you’d give it a try, you’d find you really liked it too, and it would help you get a glimpse into the mind of your new captain. If you want to read our reviews, we have five stars on yelp, we promise, and also a lot of love from just about every reviewer and critic who has glimpsed the show.
We think, since we’re going to be sharing a driving mind, it’s only logical for us to share what we love with each other. Live Long and Prosper might not be in the Fannibal Vocabulary, but we certainly know how to pay our respects.
(Credit to Chief Gif Officer existingcharactersdiehorribly )
(Alternative links here, I tried to choose quick loading, ad free, ones, but let me know if any aren’t working! Hannibal is available on Amazon prime and itunes, if you can watch it through official sources, please do!)
Though we wonder…would vulcan taste any different from human? ;D In any case - We’ll be glad to have you for dinner.
Love,
The Fannibals
Trek is in great hands with Fuller, and we’re so glad you guys are gonna get to experience his unique nerd majesty.
As a long-time Trekkie who has recently fallen down the Hannibal rabbit-hole:
I whole-heartedly and with abject, breathless enthusiasm endorse this message.
Will loves to suck Hannibal's dick, he likes to just have it n his mouth aaaaaaaand Hannibal like the strokes will's hair ahhhhhhhhhh ;-; pls write something that involves that I need this like air
Ummmm, so this got angsty? Hope you like it anon - thanks for the comment! (Set in S2.)
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The first time was the night they took Peter Bernadone’s social worker out of a horse; a day with the bar set high for weird experiences.
Will’s brain had been closing in, the splintering panic pushing, herding his thoughts and the anger, the rage against… all of it. Hannibal. The world. The FBI. Himself, being there, when he could have been in Florida or Alaska or Colombia or Spain, or anywhere but trapped in a barn with two psychopaths, one covered in amniotic fluid.
Hannibal’s hands had come in, though. Hannibal’s hands, one to the gun and then the other to his neck, and slow and steady, and cool - Hannibal ran cold to his hot, always had, there was a metaphor for you, and the equalisation when they touched was only the first law of thermodynamics.
Hannibal knew Will wanted to kill him - had said as much - and had cradled his head and called him a butterfly.
And the next decision Will made had been to accept the offer of dinner - not an inappropriate pace for their new association, Hannibal invited everyone to dinner, of course he did - and the one after that, somehow (give or take choosing an oyster dish over crab and refusing parmesan-scattered parsnip crisps) had been to go and stand by Hannibal, as he cooked, making his body open, and wait to be kissed.
Of course Hannibal wanted to kiss him. Will had known that from when they met, except he hadn’t, because Hannibal wanting to kiss someone and Hannibal wanting to dissect someone under a microscope is the same look, and Will’s only ever observed it directed at himself.
He hates Hannibal Lecter. He wants to kill Hannibal Lecter.
None of that conflicts with kissing anyone - he’s worked enough homicides to know that - and it had made sense, hadn’t it? This is his trap to bait and here’s the bait he’s using, and maybe it’s more than he needs but why not? When he’d talked to Jack about it, they’d agreed he might end up having to kill, and that his undercover work would excuse it - so why not this too?
They’d kissed for ten minutes or so, and then the oven had to be turned off. Will had been aroused, more aroused than he’d expected, and less embarrassed. Then they’d eaten dinner, and Will had gone home. Before Will left, Hannibal had kissed him again next to his front door, and used his tongue to open Will’s mouth, and Will had stroked it with his own, and Hannibal had laughed, and so Will had held his gaze and lightly taken Hannibal’s wrist, drawn his hand to his mouth and sucked his fingers, salt and citrus and something metallic from the cutlery, or maybe blood, soaked deep, coppery.
Hannibal’s mouth opened a bit, then.
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After Will put Randall on Hannibal’s dining table, Hannibal crowded up close, and kissed him again. Will had known that would come, or thought so, or hoped so - he had to hope so, because Hannibal wanting him was Hannibal trusting him, at least enough to slip up, at least enough to miss the sight of the noose till he was strung.
Will’s glad Matthew Brown failed, really. He needed to be there. He wants to be there. He will be there, when the reckoning comes and Hannibal - imagine Hannibal, naked and dangling and trembling and bloody.
Hannibal trembled when Will took his wrist again - only for a moment, only as much as anyone might, but Hannibal isn’t anyone - before Will had even got the fingers into his mouth. Hannibal had been reading, his fingertips were ink and paper, and when Will had killed Tier he’d tasted Hannibal’s skin in the back of his throat. Part of him wanted to be sick, and he brought his teeth together - just like Tier never would again - and Hannibal let him, like some sort of teething puppy, smirking the way he did, Will’s prize - Hannibal’s prize - on the table still beside them.
So Will had put his hands on Hannibal’s shoulders and dragged him down, down, until Hannibal was lying on the floor, and then Will got his trousers open and then his own mouth.
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THE (FIRST) GREAT WB GIVEAWAY!
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We are giving away The Art & Making of Hannibal (Soft cover) + Limited Edition of Hugh Dancy’s Article Magazine + Backstage Magazine + Signed Whiskeyandbloodd Zine, plus some added little extras that we will toss in as we go!
What are the rules?
This giveaway is open to followers only (we will check!) but feel free to follow us if you like :3
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Giveaway is open until January 27th, we will draw the winner on January 28th! Please have your inbox open, and reply to us within 24 hours, otherwise we will have to choose another winner!
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What can I say? I’m addicted to shwag.

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I’ll be honest, whenever a work of speculative fiction (fanmade or otherwise) goes out of its way to describe an intelligent species with bizarre and complicated reproductive biology, the first question that invariably pops into my head is: “How do these critters masturbate?”
what if masturbation was uniquely a human experience though
Okay, I know that you meant “what if humans are the only intelligent species that’s anatomically capable of masturbating?”, but now I’m picturing a universe where humans are the only ones that ever thought to try it.
Human masturbation specialists traveling the galaxy to offer our gift, undertaking rigorous study and enormous personal risk to teach weird-ass aliens how to rub one out.
Calculating the exact harmonic frequencies to allow ancient, vacuum-dwelling crystalline intelligences to self-stimulate.
Descending into the crushing atmospheres of gas giants in specially constructed aerostats to design sex toys for the vast, jellyfish-like super-predators that prowl the hurricane slipstreams.
Wanking is our genius. Our legacy.
I’m pretty sure that’s a topic which has been addressed by @shousetsubangbang…
Folk interested in this topic will surely like Monday’s issue.
Star Trek AU: Humans teach the Galaxy to wank.
BTW...again
I’ve been kinda buried in Hannibal stuff, but I’m not done with Trek.
Just FYI.
In fact I will shortly be putting up a bucket-post on AO3 of my assorted context-free ficlet bits, as well as updating “The Relic” and “Blood, Metal, Ink.”
I’ll keep you posted :)
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I finished version 1.0 of this collection. It remains a WIP.
I’m soliciting comments, crit and volunteers to beta.
More writing related business to come!
BTW...
I wrote a thing for Hannibal Advent 2015. It’s over on AO3 care of my alter-alter ego.
SO go read it, if you are so inclined.
Did a little mask appreciation
Surprise porn on my dash.

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An evolutionary anthropologist reads their first Omegaverse fic:
Stage 1 - Denial
Stage 2 - Anger
Stage 3 - Bargaining
Stage 4 - Depression
Stage 5 - Acceptance
...plus several days like this:
Show me your fangs Show me your claws Break all my bones Break all my laws Show me your darkest heart
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quick murder husband doodle; trying to get better at likenesses so i used heavy reference again
fuck you very much if you repost this shit on vk 凸(`⌒´メ)凸 fuck you fuck off
Du-damn.