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today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring
Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?
we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation
So after extensive interrogation I have an update:
my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.
the truth is actually weirder
she’s aware dandelions look like this
she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions
she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?
she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.
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For comparison, this is a daffodil
See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.
i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)
Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???
This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.
They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!
This is a marigold:
….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u
there is no "epstein class". perhaps you mean capitalists, or men, or adults, or white people. all of those are classes, and membership in any of those classes gives an individual more power that they can use for sexual violence. the random parent or sports coach or whatever that sexually abuses the kid they have power over has no ties to epstein, and i can't help but feel that reducing it all to epstein is functionally a way of defending people like that by pretending the problem is Big News-Worthy Conspiracy and not a society that's extremely full of violence at all levels
When people say the Epstein class, they very intentionally are referring to Jews.
When I refer to the Epstein Class I am referring to oligarchs who have enough money that they have turned to depravity, Caligula style, while destroying the world for everyone else and it seriously has nothing to do with Jewish anything.
Bill Gates is a WASP, ffs.
"This is an antisemitic dogwhistle"
"Well not when *I* use it!"
Fuck. Off.
Interesting that they bring up Bill Gates as a reason why it’s not antisemitic, despite the fact that they’re clearly calling it “the Epstein Class” and not “the Bill Gates Class”.
Anyways, Bill Gates’ inclusion in conspiracy culture, and all the “Protocols of the Elders of Zion” style “New World Order” / “Cabal” conspiracy theories that have been built around him and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is due to the conspiracy theory that he is secretly Jewish.
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Doesn’t matter if the end user is unaware of the antisemitism that built the structure of their beliefs. It’s there regardless. Likewise, the theory of opulent degeneracy is still literal Nazi rhetoric.
This post and the reblogs beautifully illustrate what I’m always trying to argue: anti-Semitism is built into Western thought and rhetoric to the point, that most people don’t know when they’re engaging in anti-Semitic narratives. That’s how we get self described leftists using rhetoric popularized and promulgated by such luminaries as: Cossacks, Henry Ford, and Adolf Hitler.
Listen to Jews when we/they explain this shit. There are some individual bad faith actors out there, but generally? We don’t care what you think of [issue], we just want non-Jews to stop kicking us in the genitals and then screaming at us about Palestine when we ask them to please stop kicking us in the genitals.
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doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"
doomscrolling tumblr and I turn to you and ask, "why don't you reblog anti-racism when it makes you feel uncomfortable?"

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FANTASIA (1940)
dir. ben sharpsteen, david hand, hamilton luske, wilfred jackson
The one thing the girl must accomplish to escape the house is to dress for dinner.
Honestly? Same
“autism wouldn’t have been difficult before capitalism” “nothing that caused me burnout existed before industrialization” well what if your boots feel weird against your skin. and your cape is itchy and too heavy. and your brooch keeps making an annoying sound everytime you move and this party is too loud and you’re hungry and there’s pigeon stew but you can’t stand the texture of pigeon so you ate some olives and now your hands feel oily and gross and you drank a little bit too much wine (bc there’s no clear water. also it was too bitter) so now your head hurts and you feel a little hot but not hot enough to take your cape off and you promised this time we leave when I asked, Aurelius! you promised! and don’t forget we still have a three hour ride back home you promised it’s not going to be like last time! or something of the sort.
the ‘Life only started sucking in the 19th century’ attitude as anti-capitalist praxis is truly hilarious like. personally, if the sun was even a tiny little bit too hot on the back of my neck while i was being kidnapped and taken as a war captive after *insert empire here* conquered my home i wouldve been pissed. praefectus if the shackles feel weird on my skin im killing us both
Thinking about if Grace and Rocky ever tried to come to Earth and how Grace is coming home to a lot of Things He Doesn't Want to Deal With and how that's inflecting his choice to come second to second. Thinking about the people who will remember him, who will have questions, and if he even cares what they think anymore. But of all the things he thinks about on the journey home, the thing that brings him the most joy is thinking about showing off Rocky to everyone, his best friend, his savior. And all the cool things he gets to show Rocky, live, in person, all the exciting adventures and experiences they get to have together now, that's a dream come true. And Rocky's unalloyed enthusiasm for going to Earth is more than half of why he's completing the trip in the first place.
But what Grace never expected to find was an already waiting Rocky fan club when they arrive, absolutely brimming over with joy to see him. Grace's reception is mixed, as he expected, but Rocky? People ate up his video diaries and have been worshiping the idea of Rocky for years now. And now he's here in person! People are over the moon for him and that's just right by Grace.
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I've gone. Not one for goodbyes, I thought it best to slip out quietly. Love to you all, Giles.
Rest in peace, Anthony Stewart Head (1954 – 2026)
Love these promo posters for The Sheep Detectives movie, sad to say the movie doesn't seem to have much of a presence in social media!
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awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh
theist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible so God is forced to intervene
atheist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible in order to trigger a collapse of the current economic and socio-political structure
agnostic accelerationism: nobody knows why the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible

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sorry i’m reblogging this again but this just makes me so fucking angry. this reminds me of those dudes running game of thrones who had virtually no experience and were allowed to just. treat a multimillion dollar franchise as their little fuck-around-and-learn-about-tv sandbox. why are white men with no credentials allowed to get away with this over and over again while the rest of us have to fight tooth and nail for literal crumbs. i fucking hate the entertainment industry
tfw you realize you put more thought into your self indulgent fanfic in middle school than someone in charge of a multimillion dollar franchise that employs thousands of people and is watched by millions.