The relationship between a girl and the random shit on her bedside table

Blockbuster trades are SO fun when it’s not my favorite player in the world and doesn’t send me in a dry heave from sobbing for hours!!!! More pls!!!!

the best part of sports is the other fans. the worst part of sports is also the other fans.

i take it back, the worst part of sports is the florida fucking panthers.

Bruins got rid of the B and are now just ruins

you should be able to call your team's gm like you can call your senator

"cant believe youd make this about your current interest" i will make the birds in the sky and the grass in the fields about my thing. for free. i will look at gods ineffable creation with a mind filled with images and thoughts of my guys.