cry my eyes violet

People will really be like, “I’m not a fan of Taylor Swift but here’s how I think she should live her life! And if she lives it any other way then that’s shocking and weird to me. Very out of character for who I invented in my head!”

sharks have $13M coming off the books after this season (couture, jones' and vlasic's buyouts, karlsson's retainer) and they still have approx $28M in cap space this year after marchment + trouba signings — they will have more than enough money to pay mack and will when their extensions kick in and the rest of the young core the next season too they will be okay just take a breath holy shit

ok i'm kind of invested in the werenski drama like wdym ur so pissed at ur front office ur going to STAY specifically so they can't get anything from you when you walk out the door. he's hating on a whole nother level

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.