REGRESSION TO THE MEAN 🔥

evil washed boring and french. blow the whole thing up

what do you mean we went through 82 games ranging between oiltober oilvember oilcember all the way to mid and uninspired just for them to get booted jn six games actually what was the point of all of that

im lowkey #over calling the oilers cursed like at this point its just a series of unforced errors

on a beautiful greek island where the moon reflects off the sea and i have all the six euro wine in the world and SICK about the EDMONTON OILERS. In alberta canada. never love anything lowkey

if the oilers aren’t in a maggie thatcher/ira situation they’ll wither away from boredom. which is why they’re like that

i’m so horrendously sick about it. but hope is all we have or whatever.

connor mcdavid ‘game time decision’ in an elimination playoff game. is the sun setting in the west also a 7pm decision

oilers on the brink of elimination in the first fucking round. but i’m going on holiday in two days and moving four days after that and starting a new job two days after that. so i can’t think about that rn ❤️

#fridayhungover today. surely my close friends the competent and responsible edmonton oilers will make this better tonight.