hockey enjoyer

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

Connor bedard, arm in a sling recovering from a surgery, milling aimlessly around his apartment, gets a knock at the door. He opens it and matvei michkov is there along with at least 7 other flyers. "With me now" matvei says befire he grabs connor by the waist and shoves him into the burlap sack travis sanheim is holding. Connor bedard wakes up in philadelphia wearing a 98 flyers jersey and he is given nut awear pizza for the first time and he takes a bite and cries. He hangs out in the super awesome injured reserve arcade that tyson foerster built when he was on the ir and when connors all better in November he gets to play on a line with owen tippett and porter martone and he scores goal after goal and he gets to the playoffs for the first time and then they make the Stanley cup where they terminate the Colorado avalanche and bedsy is smiling and grinning and his shoulders dont bother him anymore as he lifts the cup with his teammates and friends

Put dodgers stadium in the ocean #PutDodgersStadiumInTheOcean

hockey mutuals, what would your number be if you played professionally?

and why