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girls will be girls

john going rogue is the highlight of the decade

strong words from a man vigorously hunted by the LA gangs

i hope robbing pewdiepie becomes a new Challenge like planking or the cinnamon challenge. i think more people should rob pewdiepie (or other nazis if he is too far away)

titled: when you passed through my heart.

You see I read the text but apparently didn't fully grasp what I was in for. I fukin screamed too

I’d like to know what the first person to put human clothing on a dog was thinking

like were dogs even dogs yet or did someone manage to squeeze a particularly patient tamed wolf into a leather shirt and then howl with laughter as it trotted around the cooking fires dressed like Uncle Urg begging for food scraps

the wolf started running backwards in circles trying to get out of Uncle Urg’s shirt and everyone is laughing so hard that the sleeping children and young mothers and old folk wake and come out of their hide huts and observe First Funny Dog galloping around in the moonlight, and a tradition is born

There was a brief but decisive evolutionary bottleneck of canines that begrudgingly allowed homo-chimps to live after sticking them in a corset.

younger sibling mindset is genuinely enjoying watching someone else playing video games for hours on end

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