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wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

hot girl summer but only in air conditioned spaces

No, no, you misunderstood me. The best trope isn't the villain gets the girl, the best trope is the girl gets the villain.

“i thought i’d weird you out” you weirded me in, twin