Magical Bean

gentiles in medieval europe: WHY R U KEEPING THIS SECRET?? MUST BE DEVIL WORSHIPPING MAGIC!!

gentiles a few centuries later: lets make a term called “cabal” for secret evil political groups based on the word kabbalah! cant trust those jews!

gentiles during the enlightenment: this kabbalah stuff sounds cool! what if we changed this shit up for christians to use? lets do some alchemy shit this is rad

gentiles today: *starts kabbalah ~religion~ as a celebrity trend* *appropriates kabbalah for ~occult~ cool points in the media and tarot* *profits off of books on faux kabbalah bs to the point jews have trouble finding legit sources on kabbalah*

Gardner: …And no old chicks.

Valiente: !? Modern Pagans: At last we have completely liberated ourselves from teh Judeo-Chrsistian Paradigm™.  Also you literally cannot understand these fabricated ideas of ancient polytheistic religions unless you understand kabbalah.  Also cultural appropriation is horrible.

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

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Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*