count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between "things will get better" and "i can't handle this anymore." it's like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day.

i think censoring subtitles is actually ableism