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a cinnaphos domestic au thread from twitter!!! they make me lose it… i love them so much i’m gonna combust

it took shinsha literal years to be comfy w reciprocating affection (even longer to agree on living w phos) 

shinsha used to lived alone thus learned how to cook 

though they don’t rly like cooking since it’s Work™ but they do it anyway bc they don’t trust phos near the stove

shinsha realized they sleep better with phos by their side

 obv shinsha won’t admit that  tho bc who would find that idiot’s company comforting!!! 

phos is aware of this and takes advantage of holding them 

when either of them have night terrors they hold each other’s hands..

shinsha sometimes stays up late doing work so phos is up earlier 

since phos is the early bird majority of the time, they like to watch shinsha sleep in a bit but shinsha /hates it/ they think it’s weird and creepy 

slams my face into a pillow….. domestic au makes me so happy… here’s more lore from twitter!!

phos (23) is in their last yr of uni, shinsha (25) works remotely

it was a long battle but phos managed to bump up their welcome home kiss duration to 1.5 seconds

phos asks for shinsha’s help when studying (a good excuse to get close w/o shinsha being too embarrassed)

sometimes phos gets really invested in their studying and shinsha rewards them with peeled fruit

they make them dinner usually while they’re at it

if phos makes actual progress in their work they get more than just a 1.5 second kiss…it can be 2 seconds

phos: kept left clicking a tree without holding it for 10 minutes straight when playing for the first time and was confused as to why it wasn’t cut down yet. cries when night comes

cinnabar: travels like 1000 blocks out on the server. someone accidentally found the portal to their base while searching the nether and it was actually really impressive

cairn: plays as normally as possible but as soon as they got vaguely bored they decorated the shit out of their base. done with the weird shenanigans

ghost: cryptid. secretly in cairn’s base. nobody realized they were in the ender dragon fight until they killed it

antarc: do i even have to say that they’re in a snow biome. leader of team Helping People Out

padpa: only gets on the server like once a week max but somehow already has stacks of diamonds. everyone’s afraid of their power

yellow: got tired of it real quick and joined early so they’re only on every once in a while for events. server parent

dia: plays really casually. everyone meets up at their place when planning to go kill the ender dragon or whatever

bort: maximum efficiency farms with redstone and everything. probably has stacks of ender pearls and max enchanted diamond gear. plays massive modpacks when not on the server

amethysts: kinda remote and doesn’t participate in stuff often but fun when they’re around.

euclase: second in efficiency to bort. their base is fully labelled and everything. chests are very neatly organized. probably built entirely out of nether quartz. a cryptid, really

jade: absolutely done with everyone’s shit. probably stays in euc’s place and helps out. organizes the events.

new goshe: server gremlin. if you haven’t had your base covered in water by them at some point you will. bort got really mad at them for messing up one of their farms but kept one part flooded bc they liked the fish and squids that spawned

new morga: never speaks in chat. scared of monsters. probably tries to sleep every night

rutile: tries a lot of really technical stuff, but messes up half the time. once filled euc’s base with signs and blamed it on goshe. also made this abomination once by accident

alexi: plays pretty normally but is DETERMINED to have a wall full of maps. kinda mad that the server isn’t modded but doesn’t talk about it

red beryl: really nice base. probably was on the building team for some really big minigame server at some point

sphene: also has a really nice base but also spends a lot of time mining. lends out resources

peri: shares a base with sphene. also kinda mad the server isn’t modded. has a couple really good farms

benito: just a really average base. probably still needs to look up a bunch of crafting recipes

nepti: middle of nowhere. doesn’t talk in chat often. probably 3rd in the efficiency race.

melon: new to the game. would rather be in creative mode. too attached to all the animals

hemi: shares a base with melon. also really new to the game. fishes far too often

On the 28th of April, 2011, Ed Balls got a Twitter account. He decided (as most people under the spotlight do) to attempted to look up his own name. However, all he did was tweet “Ed Balls”. This, for some reason, got retweeted by THOUSANDS of people. On a global scale. And because he didn’t know you could delete a tweet it stayed. Every year since then,the 28th of April is Ed Balls day. 

This is the infamous tweet

and here are some gems to celebrate that have followed the years, including last year where they framed the tweet and got him to sign it for charity

There are also LOADS MORE in this article from the Telegraph

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