im sure theres a word denoting the divide btwn what you believe as a citizen of civic society and what you believe as an animal with anger synapses. as a civic citizen i do not believe in the death penalty nor do i think anyone deserves to die for being stupid on twitter. as an ape,

I feel like making this distinction would also help with venting. "I acknowledge my feelings are irrational and primitive, and would never wish death on another human being. That being said, the asshole who slammed a door in my face deserves to be eaten alive by ants."

matching couples shirts that say "<- THE ONE WHO WILL INEVITABLY DESTROY ME"

Planet fitness is offering free showers, wifi, and charging stations to first responders and residents in the LA area who've been affected by the fires btw.

AirBNB is also offering free limited temporary housing to people displaced.

the clothing company Teddy Fresh is sending free clothes to people who have lost their belongings in a fire

I love you time theft I love you long breaks I love you wasting time in the bathroom I love you texting on the clock

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

Well obviously I can’t have chronic fatigue, that’s a real problem for real disabled people that’s diagnosed by doctors probably. Clearly I just have some sort of perpetual exhaustion issue, that is also almost certainly my fault somehow

big fan of the words fucking and idiot together. fucking idiot. so beautiful its like they belong together

there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me

this wound needs more salt

anyone wanna take me out back and shoot me like an old dog