iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

frankly if i show up at a pride event & theres no leather & kink gear & half naked people im taking my ass back home

ever since i was a child ive had a headache