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*wraps around significant other’s body* this is my home! this is where i live!

girl help i am the most sensitive person you can ever meet but also the most emotionally unavailable person you can ever meet at the exact same time and i’m still trying to make it work somehow

when youre 14 you read those posts that are like “nobody who is 14 is cool” and you go sure but I’M cool. and then later you grow up and find out that you were not cool. nobody was cool when they were 14. btw this cycle will repeat forever

Who did this?

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

i thought you were protecting their identity

bro i’m ready to sleep for two months straight

As a little kid, you liked to pull harmless pranks on the local cryptids. As you grew older you realized the danger of going out into the woods and stopped visiting them. Turns out, the cryptids had fond memories of your antics and want to come and see you again.

“Grass from ditch, Nintendo Switch, blood from streamer liked on Twitch. Foxglove root, Funko of Groot, hair plucked from a blue fursuit…” The modern witches stir the cauldron

If I constantly want you in my space, that says a lot because I get annoyed and drained by people extremely fast.

you’re a dork (i want to make out with you)

love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood