somewhere between psychotic and iconic

Straight savagery

It’s actually really fucking weird that we were expected to stand up every day and pledge our allegiance to a flag as kids.

as a college student, my favorite words are “canceled” and “free”

Free pizza is cancelled

Why would you even say something like that

Lmao as a non college student those are still my favorite words.

Wet clay version of language

you know that feeling when you’re out in nature at 5 or 6am and everything’s still quiet and the air still smells like night time and it’s fresh so you shiver a bit but then slowly the first rays of sun peak over the edge of the earth and everything is bathed in foggy, golden light and you just stand there watching the earth awaken.. if that’s not soothing idk what is

This shit’s harder than ANY post malone track

Somebody on twitter called her SaudiB

mood: a wealthy 18th century woman who needs to lie down for hours after anything remotely distressing happens

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan