Spencer's the name

oblivious neil/jealous andrew but it's not just andrew who gets jealous. all the foxes see some guy flirting with neil, and every single one of them immediately starts to intervene because hey wtf you can't do that! that's neil! neil is andrew's! this cannot happen it is preposterous get away from him!!???

If I was in the aftg universe I would have started rumours of how the foxes sacrificed Seth to the Exy gods to win the championships. In fact, I’m surprised no one else has done it.

as Andrew walks past Neil in the kitchen, he gives him a light smack on the backside. Neil startles just enough to glance back at him with a questioning look, only to catch the exact same flicker of bewilderment in Andrew’s own eyes. Andrew clearly hadn’t meant to do it either, though he quickly buries that brief moment of confusion beneath his usual expression of this was completely intentional. neither of them ever breaks the habit. before long, Neil simply grows accustomed to expecting a light swat from Andrew every time he passes by him.

We desperately need more “don’t touch my fucking goalie” moments in aftg fics. And not just Neil losing it. I want Dan losing it. I want Aaron losing it. Kevin loves to fight, let’s see him fight over Andrew and Renee. I need Nicky do you see what I’m saying i need EVERYONE.

‘i ignore all the foxes canon heights’ man if ur a coward just say that. i, personally, love the fact that andrew minyard is 5 apples tall

And in this interview with Dan wilds, you can see Exy star Neil Josten trapped in a chokehold by teammate Kevin Day. And as the interview progresses, you can see Kevin slowly drag Neil away from microphones with a large hand clamped over his mouth as Neil kicks his feet aggressively.

Not sure about anyone else but I re-read all my favourite AO3 comments when I’ve had a rough day so if you’ve ever taken the time to write a deep, funny, or just kind comment, thank-you.