ChaosConcord

I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.

I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised. 

@noelle217

This is adorable

Absolutely off the shits

men’s shoulder blades… men’s backs… rb if you agree

May I add…men’s forearms when their sleeves are rolled up

I see this and I raise you… men’s hands.

last time i reblogged this it wasnt balanced I’m glad it’s ok now!!!

BALANCED

I’m dying of laughter

IM LEGITIMATELY CRYING

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”