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Andulka
PR's Tumblrdome
shark vs the universe
Stranger Things
Today's Document
The Stonewall Inn
NASA
macklin celebrini has autism
Monterey Bay Aquarium
if i look back, i am lost
art blog(derogatory)
Game of Thrones Daily
taylor price
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
we're not kids anymore.
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Not today Justin
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@chaos-mp3
Now that I’m a teacher, I have come to realize that I too am no better than these 4 year olds. They try to put things in their mouth because it ‘looks yummy’ and then I look at said thing and think ‘yeah, that does look suspiciously yummy’ while I tell the poor kid it’s not good to eat that stuff.
At least my class is full of potential snacks if I forget my lunchbox one day.
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@bbnotumbl i found the new upgrade of your name lmao.
It’s not baby no money.
It’s not bb no money.
It’s now ‘bee no dollars’.
The dumb Spotify AI DJ keeps calling you that and I’ve almost fallen off my bike laughing so hard because is SO BADLY WRONG.
Ok folks, just remember this.
Friend
Girlfriend
Boyfriend
Only a Glock 19 to the skull will never end.
I currently feel like I’m living in the sims bc what do you MEAN that’s a senior in high school???? That looks like a fifth grade dweeb at the oldest??
What kind of breeding are we being put though????
I’m gonna start calling them Tiny Tots because of how puny and young they be looking.
What are they feeding these gremlins???
Tbh I think what women really need are pockets like we get in animal crossing
I too would like to put an ocean sunfish in my pocket and still have room for about 20 of those damn sea bass
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This holiday season, let’s go balls deep into the festivities.
I just love when my mom talks to our dogs.
Sometimes she’s so sweet and kind to them, almost cooing at them as if they’re just innocent babies.
Other times… I hear her and I just laugh
Today our small ‘rat boy’ of a dog stole the other’s treat and my sweet, innocent mother says
“You’re very ballsy for a boy with no balls”
And I can’t stop laughing.
Yes he’s neutered.
No my mom doesn’t really understand what she says.
It’s just pure entertainment
Is soup just a meal in drink form?
Like if I blend spaghetti parm is that a soup?
Like, you can technically drink soup through a straw right? So, are smoothies soups???
Me explaining to the IT guy why the computers been frozen for the last hour :
You see, I’m not like other girls. I crashed my computer copying and pasting fanfic like a real man .
The poor IT guy : pls don’t :(
mmmmmmmilk duds
*snickers*
well don’t you have some nice twix up your sleeves
I’ll pay you a hundred grand to stop this
Talk about a payday
you’re all a bunch of nerds
you think you’re real smarties but actually i’m surrounded by dumdums
That was a warhead of an insult you dropped there…
hush up you airhead
these are very candy-corny
these jokes are lifesavers
Y’all need to take-five and think about what you’re doing
don’t spoil the fun, lemonhead
well this was a fun dip into madness
You’re all being deported to mars
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So the other day I was hanging with a friend of mine and we went into a Wawa to get something to eat and this is what proceeded to occur as we left.
Friend : *picks up a fallen bag of chips* Gotta be a Good Samaritan somehow
Me, without hesitation or thinking : yeah, how else are you gonna get into heaven?
Friend : •o•
Me : oops-
I AM TRANSFERRING FLAVOR DIRECTLY INTO YOUR MOUTH. DO NOT BE AFRAID.
LEMON
BLOOD
LEMON
BLOOD
LEMON
BLOOD
VINEGAR
LEMON
BLOOD
Why can’t it be nice things like chocolate or strawberries?? Why must it be the bad flavors???
Currently having the most epic mental breakdown in the middle of a Walmart lol
The first thing I did this morning was fall out of bed. Then I fell down the stairs going to get breakfast. I think I have brain damage now…
Someone said my sanity is fading but I’m pretty sure that bitch never even existed in the first place.
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The next time someone pisses me off I’m showing them hardcore yaoi until they apologize out of fear.
I’m done with these mfs, man. I fear this is the only way 🫥
The kid I’m babysitting just asked me to un-Dino his Dino nuggets. Excuse me?!? That is a serial offense, even for a kid.
