*vague confused noises*

I love semantic drift

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

I've seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I've seen yet. An old seductress saying "hey kid, don't you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn't give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?" This goes hard as fuck.

"I used to know your daddy." kicks like a mule.

sore throats might be the stupidest response to illness i've ever experienced. oh you want to eat? drink?? breathe air??? TEN THOUSAND KNIVES ATTACK

death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show. 

those guns are two women

and those women are cowgirls from Brooklyn

This might just be the politest “fuck you” ever written.

W.h.a.t.

Not just “I wish I had Jewish ancestors, but I don’t,” but also “you do realize that’s not what ‘Aryan’ actually means, right,” and “you guys are making it pretty hard to be proud of my German heritage.”

All flavours of malicious compliance are delicious

“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

i love making pokemon au’s and stuff but when it comes to actual pokemon canon i really only have one headcanon and it’s that 20-30 years in the future jesse and james are nominally still trying to steal pikachu but also sometimes they’ll appear out of nowhere, kidnap ash’s kids for a day at the mall, then drop them back off at home with ten extra slurpees

wanna make it clear that they have never once kidnapped the kids for their evil plot. they’ve never even considered holding them for ransom, not even once. one time someone suggested it to them and they dramatically gasped while meowth covered james’s ears because those are their niblings you shut up they need to be a good uncle and aunt and good uncles and aunts sometimes shove these kids into a balloon, take them to another country, and get into a water gun fight with an entire squad of mr mimes before bringing them back to their dad, the uncle and aunt’s mortal enemy

No one in this video is a human.

the sims 9

so stupid when i get some eccentric item of clothing and ppl are like "ok but where are you gonna wear it?" like. the grocery store? you think i won't wear the demonia riots to the dmv? "they're club shoes" that's only exclusive if you're a pussy

"where would you wear 6inch platforms?" fucking Out id wear them Out what do you mean where

When i was 20 i had 6 inch Swears & i wore them literally EVERYWHERE. i wore a violet satin ballgown to class for like an entire 30% of my freshman year. just wear shit wherever, death is inevitable and social restrictions are fake

So as an Antarctic expert I need to add to this that we had not in fact been to Antarctica when it was named. The ancient Greeks decided that because there was an Arctic at the top of the world, with bears, there had to be an opposite at the other end, without bears. Which is kind of ridiculous except that the fuckers were dead on