The Madhouse

Yes, daddy, steal my money and use it for the pet projects Hitler explicitly said he wanted and couldn't finish.

Yes, daddy, I love it when you destroy every national monument we have.

Yes, daddy, I love it when you kill innocent Americans in the streets.

Trump has contradicted every conceivable value you could have, save greed and self intrest.

If you follow him, you cannot hold those values in any serious capacity. "A value is only a value when you stand something to lose." (Wording might be off from the original quote and I don't know the name of the guy, spare me)

Values are the fundamental axioms of morality and how we attempt to be good and harmless people.

If you support Trump, you can NEVER be trusted by ANYBODY.

THAT'S exactly why you have nobody anymore.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

The penguin, on the other hand, never expressed anything at all. It’s designed almost explicitly with purpose of not expressing anything. It’s practically featureless, with only the bare minimum of detail necessary to tell you it’s a penguin. It has a face, but it never uses it. It has no sclera, meaning it stares straight ahead at all times. It actively repels most attempts to ascribe any emotion to it – at best, you can feel that it is coldly satisfied, perhaps detachedly frustrated. I’d say it’s like a robot wearing the skin of an animal, but that’s literally the villain of A Close Shave, and he was pretty expressive.

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.