Chamsy

What an epic start! Thank you for supporting fly. It’s only up from here

anway started as a messy sketch study for my blockees figs then i zoned out and uh yeah! enjoy tfo megop nation, less angst for once

they make me sick/pos

also face zoom ins below cut yayy

Spot the freakin difference

+ joke that took an embarrassing amount of time to make

Oh. My god skowkwbegedijdbrjr

Now imagine if Longarms planet also has some kind of prehistoric human-like creatures that went extinct >:0

Shockwave looking at Longarm: .......man...is that what dinosaurs could've looked like...

I love this.

In part because the reverse kinda actually happened with ancient human archeology once.

Back in the early 1900’s, a paleontologist digging around the Mediterranean kept finding the remains of Sicilian Dwarf elephants.

As seen below ⬇️

Well the dude looked at that, looked at Greek myths of cyclops, and pushed massively that the mythical one eyed giants must have been inspired by Mycenaeans/Ancient Greeks/ancient Sicilians finding these skulls, looking at the nose holes and going “My word! A giant eye socket!”

Creating the common urban legend today that cyclops were based on elephant skulls, where the nose hole was mistaken for an eye hole.

(That paleontologist then got put on blast by multiple professors of various fields of study afterwards. Including his own.)

(Reasons for why he was wrong ranged from long essays about the lack of supporting historical evidence, the prevalence of one eyed monsters across the globe without dwarf elephants, the actual birth defect known as Cyclopia, as well as a healthy dose of “ancient Mediterraneans knew wtf an elephant was Abel.”)

In conclusion: Yeah there’s probably MASSIVELY petty arguments between different Trappist paleontologists over what the “head holes” of their fossil specimens were for.

What makes this even better is that if Longarm brought home his humans it wouldn’t even resolve the argument but make it 1000x times worse.

Big Nose Theory Trappist: “NO. NO THOSE ARE ALIENS SO IT DOESN’T COUNT.”

Pro-nose and anti-nose are cancelling each other on Trappist twitter oh no.

And then there’s also some of them that are like ….hold on….were those mammals POSSIBLY not BALD??? All the reconstructions have them bald!

And that bullshit has no end because on one hand they definitely can use humans to understand their ancient mammals but on the other, those mammals were NOT humans, they were vaguely human-shaped!

Still, Trappian kids love Ancient Mammals the same way human kids love dinosaurs so if Shockwave and Blurr end up on Trappist then they’re instantly very famous and LOTS of tiny lobster-lizard-kids want to look at them:D Because those aren’t just dinosaurs Ancient Mammals! Those are ALIEN ANCIENT MAMMALS! OMG

Anyway here’s a Trappian child with a plate of dino nuggets Mammal fish sticks

How to stop your friend(yea) from doing something you disagree with ?

❌ - tell them not to be like the one they despise

✅ - smooch them hard enough to leave scratches out of blue

Any whatever you do, do NOT think about the little Eridian schoolkids who go there on class trips and play in the water in their special exo-suits and listen to lessons that Grace pre recorded while he was still alive and become inspired to be biologists and astronauts and teachers themselves.

In my opinion??

Minimus recognizes Dominus. Dominus the Pet does not recognize Minimus

If the DJD feels any regret, even for a moment, they do not show it or mention it.

Would be VERY funny in such an evil way if this is an extension of a situation where LL was passing Mims off as a dog and whoops fuck the DJD accidentally got him

In a situation with a full swap does that mean the Lost Lighters have the Pet instead?? Is there a lobotomized mech + semi-feral turbofox running around the Lost Light??

What's it like for Minimus to experience the peculiar brand of care his brother has been recieving from the DJD, who juxtapose this weird sense of affection for the Pet crossed with the hatred for Dominus and closeness with the ex-Vos??

Bingo

Exactly what I'm thinking

The horror

DJD stuff yay yay

+ some AU I’ve been cooking up