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Because it’s cool next question

That comment did not age well

You should be very proud

I’m just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

This is like finding a lost family heirloom you’ve been hearing about

Cursed

God I miss the Giferator

@nexustation

I laughed so hard I scared my cat

One day, headlines around the world will read “ALIENS ARE HERE” and nobody will care, calling it clickbait.

I dunno I’d be flipping my entire shit, and not in fear

My favorite mode of transportation is tap dancing.

Get on a tractor for once in your life you sickening theater person

Movie heros will walk through fire, bullets, fights, cuts, etcetera, without batting an eye; but will wince as soon as a woman touches the wound while cleaning it.

Listen medical alcohol burns tho

The first person ever to steal someone else’s work was original.

I don’t think that’s how that works

Wait I liked it and I’m pretty sure I don’t fit into any of those

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”  A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.”  “…Technically, yes.”

The only head canon I will ever accept. Its both perfectly witty and fantastically assholish

witty and fantastically assholish… pretty much quintessential ravenclaw traits right there

My favorite version of this headcanon is that there is one Ravenclaw who went all seven years by answering the riddles with some variation of “not a potato” and was only ever wrong once.

Wаnnа liск Sharon pussy?

Me as a DM