The Queer Panic Room

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

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Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

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et tu, bro?

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*views your properties*

the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??

you gotta be fucking kidding me

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