costa concordia

“i’m going to stab you” gf and “you’re so violent. i like it” bf

i don’t want to be a hater but some of you guys are really boring with your ships. ‘oh i can’t ship that it’s too unhealthy’ skill issue

Everybody talks about cutting ppl off but nobody really talks about the grief that comes with having to stand firm on that decision knowing it’s not what you wanted but what was necessary for your well-being.

it’s always “your redemption is something you have to work towards for the rest of your life” and never “how was the unhinged spiral into evil? the unhinged spiral into evil looked fun”

And you may find yourself standing in a small train yard And you may find yourself watching a runaway trolley And you may find yourself behind the lever of the railway tracks And you may find yourself having to kill five people, or having to kill just one And you may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?”

im coming into your room and putting all your laundry in the basket and taking out your trash and refilling your water bottle and organizing your desk and vacuuming your rug and changing your sheets and making your bed and cleaning your bedside table and wiping the window and watering your plants and lighting a candle and biting you and yOU CANT STOP ME

two of my coworkers have been friends since forever and live across the street from each other and apparently every once and a while one of them will break into the others apartment do all his dishes and laundry and vacuum the place and then he’ll just leave and when he told me this i was like “well does he know?” and he said he’s not sure but nobody has said anything. anyway im tryina bring that energy to 2023. love your friends. be a little weird about it.

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty