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hey porn artists, do everyone a favor: unless cum is the only fluid you are ever going to draw, please also practice drawing normal water in every now and then. its real awkward looking when only fluid artist can draw is cum, and then they try to draw someone crying.

Tears are just eye cummies

dont say that

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

VIBE CHECK *gently presses our foreheads together*