saw someone post “being on wellbutrin will have u feeling like judy garland” and i think i figured out what my issues been the past six years

if she gave me cash after we hooked up am i a whore now or was she just being nice?

i love being bratty over the phone knowing she can’t do shit

having a hot older woman that you call mommy is all fun and games until she starts telling you to clean your room too

i should’ve realized i was a lesbian when i made him watch yellowjackets while we were making out