drunk!jack headcanons ♡₊˚ 🦢

꩜ one of his hands must be on you at ALL times. doesn't like pda when he's sober, but the second liqour is in his system he's all over you

꩜ he'll whisper something absolutely filthy into your ear to see how you'll react just for funsies

꩜ his mass accent somehow gets even worse when he's shitfaced and combined with the slurring he makes zero sense

꩜ he'll insist he's not as drunk as you think and then immediately bump into a table

꩜ he's not the biggest fan of drunken sex but he'll go along with it anyways if it meant he'd get to feel you all over

꩜ when drunk sex does happen it's the sloppiest, messiest fuck you'll ever have in your life

꩜ gets weirdly competitive over small things (who can finish a drink faster, who could beat him in an arm wrestling match, etc.) ꩜ turns into a storyteller but halfway through forgets the point and just keeps going anyway

꩜ his posture gets ATROCIOUS and when you point it out he says you're lying (he knows you're right but doesn't care)

꩜ a slut for bloody marys (true btw!)

drunk!bobby headcanons ⊹ ˖ Ი𐑼

꩜ laughs at literally everything

꩜ he'll keep an eye on your every move, follow you into every room, constantly ask if you're doing okay, and when you ask he'll slur "just doing my husbandly duties"

꩜ he'll say "i'm not going to drink tonight" and then be 4 shots in 20 minutes later

꩜ gets crazy philosophical, he thinks he's socrates

꩜ the second you both stumble through the door he's all over you as if he'd been waiting the whole night

꩜ like jack, drunk sex isn't ideal for him but he becomes the biggest freak known to man

꩜ becomes insanely stubborn, if he wants to go home y'all are going home

꩜ gets very intent when you’re talking .. full eye contact, leaning in, nodding along like this is the most important conversation he’s ever had (and you're talking about something incredibly stupid)

꩜ if someone says something he disagrees with he will NOT let it go