the queen

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

colonel amontillado: You have just got to try my limited Cajun-style fried chicken. I have a bucket down here just for you

Next years met gala theme is jeans and a nice top

as an issa stan one of my favorite things about the paulantonissa mess is that it is like 98% issa’s own fault. if she hadn’t begged for paul baker to move in and then repeatedly dumped her responsibilities on him he and anton wouldn’t have spent so much time together. and if she hadn’t proposed to him and then gotten cold feet at the last minute he and anton wouldn’t be married. and if she hadn’t goaded them into kissing twice they wouldn’t have been forced to acknowledge their feelings for each other. she’s like if a character from a greek tragedy was a bisexual fujoshi

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

*sees a dog* god i hope he thinks im cool

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey